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Douglas Demotivational Poster


THE BIG BANG - In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


TAGS: douglas adams
Rating: 4.7/5

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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Uh oh! Moooooooooo's getting mushy again. Next he'll be kissing the mannequin in the corner again- Too late, dangit Moooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:43 am
I work midnights....also...i luv u gys.....yur my rock.....
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Douglas was a pretty good British Author, right up there with JRR Tolkien. JRR, however, was never able to appear on "Flying Circus" (Adams did) and so loses the battle by a whisker.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
*drinking so early*
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Also, it's like mid-morning! Why are you drink so early? Unless you've been up all night, then it's OK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:18 am
It's ALWAYS the alcohol talking.....the real Moooo+ is mute (Mrs, Moo+ wishes)
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I figured...last time you were drinking you didn't call for 5 days! I don't want to go through that again! I need to know it's not just the alcohol talking!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:13 am
I can't help moooooself....Also, I've been drinking.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:06 am
You still kind of freak me out...we'll see. No promises...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Friends with bondage benefits?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Just light bondage, not the like the stuff you PM'd me about last week...I told you Moooo, just friends!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I'll have to email the reminder to watch "last chance" to my home email, can't watch videos at work :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I think we're Soulmates......are you into Bondage?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:59 am
I just ggogled a full list of Douglas Adams books...I still have some readin' to do! I did play "the Starship Titanic" video game, funny dialogue, but it was like "Myst" and I don't like those games, makes you think too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:57 am
Find the "last chance to see" episodes....hosted by Stephen Fry.....He does Douglas proud.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:55 am
I did read "Last Chance to see" Great book, I have always love his Humor. And the Dirk Gently books are great too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Next to my car and My Asimov first editions ..they're my prized possessions....Don't ever try collecting books folks....It makes Moving next to impossible.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:51 am
You got me there! Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I have all 5 first editions ....beat that Jake!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:46 am
LMAO!!!.....but, How will you get those "other" stains off his stuffed Aggy doll?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:45 am
don't listen to Moo+, you have to presoak. that's the only way the those dried strawberry yougert rings will come off ReRuns Sponge Bob bowl
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
I stand corrected, and indeed my face is red...It happens quite often as I mouse up to click on a lion, it triggers facebook or twitter or some crap...fine, I'll do the dishes...but you won't like the cleanser I use! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
That's woman's work....so I suggest you get started GS.....No, you can't pre-soak them for an hour...put some elbow grease into it....and wash my shirts!
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
BaZINGA!! Your Penance is, THE DISHES!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I've read the guide 8 times.....I'm deeply ashamed at TOC's comment....I'm sending Dirk Gently after you!.........If all you Adams fans haven't seen "last chance to see"...I suggest you find it NOW!!!!
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Look at the bottom... have you ever voted on this poster? :P You may have given it 5 Gnab Gibs, but no lions. :(
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:35 am
TOC, what do you mean liar? He WAS my favorite author of all time! I've read "The Guide" (all 5 books of the trilogy) like 20 times each!
Maddness - May 11, 2010, 3:03 am
I like this one m8
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
Jake... you's a liar!
R.S.Jake - May 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
Douglas Adams. RIP. My favorite author of all time! 5 Gnab Gibs!


HAPPY TOWEL DAY - Hey, Sass that Hoopy Frood. He really knows where his towel is.




DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


CATHERINE ZETA JONES -


TAGS: classic beauty michael douglas ill
Rating: 4.85/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Not too sure about being that dumb, she did marry rich. Really, I think even without makeup Catherine is still cute compared to some of the Hollywood actresses. Photoshopping - lighting-it's a given-but in the end-they still must have the basics-she does
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
THat woman is dumb as a rock... or CEline Dion... whichever you prefer. And Face... you clearly can't identify poster backlighting when you see it!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 12:20 pm
Mental note taken. I didn't even notice those grey lines. Thanks for the 5er.
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 11:59 am
Tellitlikeitis you should have spent 2 more seconds and got rid of the grey lines on the outside of the fake. It draws certain nitpicky people away from the amsomeness of the fake. I 5'd it anyways.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
Bahaaaaa...Cheers!
suenero - December 12, 2010, 10:00 am
Everyone was thinking it, but someone had to say. 5L's (Damn you for beating me to it.)
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:56 am

funny and de-motivating....awesome tellitlikeitis....awesome.


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm
Nice. Image and quote.


IMPOSSIBLE - The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. Douglas Adams




ENDANGERED - We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying. - Douglas Adams


TAGS: adams douglas
Rating: 4.77/5

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TheOne - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
Solid.


I AM A THINKER... - A dreamer, a speculative philosopher... or, as my wife would have it, an idiot. (Sorry Mr. Adams)




EXPERIENCE - "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." Douglas Adams




UH-OH - I see that Michael Douglas is on the prowl again




SIR ISSAC NEWTON - "Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!" - Dirk Gently




Superstition -




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